Verboticism: Dotcompromised

'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Dotcompromised

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: daht/com/pro/mizd

Sentence: He was so dotcompromised that he couldn't function at all without being hooked up to his umbilical mouse.

Etymology: dot com + compromised

Points: 377

Comments: Dotcompromised

wordmeister - 2007-01-05: 11:27:00
Oh dear, I hope he doesn't get caught in a dotcompromising position...

Jabberwocky - 2007-01-05: 11:40:00
The way he's holding that sock is a bit suspicious

Stevenson0 - 2007-01-05: 13:47:00
You two have definitely cyberpromised this gentleman without any evidence whatsoever!!

Jabberwocky - 2007-01-05: 13:56:00
Stevenson0 - are you implying I'm a socktease?

purpleartichokes - 2007-01-06: 07:35:00
That statement could cause some cyberepercussions...

wordmeister - 2007-01-06: 11:37:00
Maybe that's not a sock he holding....

purpleartichokes - 2007-01-06: 14:48:00
I dunno - I've never seen an argylpholactic before. He should just chuck the sock; pink does not become him.

Jabberwocky - 2007-01-08: 11:19:00
purpleartichokes - I love your word argylpholactics - very clever - maybe there's a market for them