DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

Prealtavistupied

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: pre*altah*vistu*pied

Sentence: When he finally gets away from the computer Paul is so prealtavitupied he does the dumbest things. He once put butter on the wrong side of his toast.

Etymology: From the word preoccupied - meaning to be unaware and the name altavista, a once popular search engine.

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