Verboticism: Askpeering

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Askpeering

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ask/peer/ing

Sentence: As Tallulah Too-Too, pirouetted her way around the bodacious buffet table while tossing out a few gratuitous double-entendres not to mention casually revealing her cleavage over a punch bowl, she realized that her askpeering amorous techniques left a little something to be desired.

Etymology: ask + peering

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