Verboticism: Obswerve
DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Obswerve
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: ob-swerve
Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.
Etymology: From observe and swerve
Points: 635