Verboticism: Obswerve

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Obswerve

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ob-swerve

Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.

Etymology: From observe and swerve

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