DEFINITION: A moment of flustered panic followed by an extended period of silent recrimination, which occurs whenever you lose, or forget, your cell phone.

Cellatulence

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: cel-lat-u-lence

Sentence: Mark tried to conceal his cellatulence by jumping up whenever a phone rang, prancing madly about, and talking loudly into the palm of his hand.

Etymology: cell + flatulence

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