Verboticism: Holilapse
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Holilapse
Created by: DarthWader
Pronunciation: hall ih laps
Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.
Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)
Points: 440