Verboticism: Goonesia

'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Goonesia

kumza

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Pronunciation: goo nee jee ah

Sentence: Hector needed his epee pen after the wasp sting, but alas, his goonesia prevented him from finding it. He died.

Etymology: google amnesia

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