Verboticism: Honkistador

Honkistador

Created by: Nosila

Definition: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.

Pronunciation: honk ees ta dor

Sentence: Honkistador, your Mustang stands in need of company And like some horny gigolo now, you reek of rudity!

Etymology: Honk (to sound/use the horn of a car) & Conquistador ("Conqueror" in Spanish language;Spanish explorers/adventurers who conquered Mexico and Peru in the 16th century; also song title by group Procol Harum in 1967)

Points: 500

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Comments: Honkistador

mweinmann - 2009-05-01: 11:39:00
clever

Jabberwocky - 2009-05-01: 13:39:00
very funny

splendiction - 2009-05-01: 16:48:00
Honkistador - ha ha! Well done.

libertybelle - 2009-05-04: 09:09:00
Love it!!!