Verboticism: Assking

Assking

Created by: silveryaspen

Definition: v. To ask someone who is clearly in a store uniform, perhaps on a ladder creating a display or running a cash register "Do you work here?" n. A person who doesn't know how to ask for assistance in a retail store without asking a stupid question.

Pronunciation: ass king

Sentence: On his shoulder, the huge brassy button said in big letters: assistant manager. Therefore, everyone was asstounded and asstonished to hear Stu Pid, assking, "Do you work here?"

Etymology: ASS, KING, ASKING. Asking redumbdant (redundant) questions makes one an assking. ASS - offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's intelligence. KING - the greatest and most powerful leader of a people who are united by a common tie, in this case, by their level of intelligence. ASKING - to question.

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Comments: Assking

kateinkorea - 2009-03-27: 04:18:00
Very funny! And very good!

abrakadeborah - 2009-03-27: 05:36:00
Well there's an Ass----,Klutz---- and a Moron---- for today...we're all in the same mood :) Good one there!

Jabberwocky - 2009-03-27: 12:24:00
terrific

Mustang - 2009-03-28: 03:32:00
I know Stu....worked with him....tried to avoid him...couldnt.