Verboticism: Machintercourse

Machintercourse

petaj

Created by: petaj

Definition: v. To talk to, encourage and advise inanimate objects, in hopes that they will work better. n. A person who talks to their tools, cars, kitchen appliances, furniture, or whatever...

Pronunciation: ma-sheen-ta-cors

Sentence: Sharleen's children were stressed and jealous because their mother's machintercourse took precedence over any attention she gave to them. But, my goodness she never had a day's trouble from any of her appliances.

Etymology: machinery + intercourse (conversation - keep it clean!)

Points: 767

Comments: Machintercourse

galwaywegian - 2009-03-25: 06:05:00
now that's just too wierd! :)

Jabberwocky - 2009-03-25: 15:22:00
it is a little disturbing - makes me wonder how you spend your spare time petaj

Mustang - 2009-03-25: 23:41:00
Sounds borderline kinky. I LIKE it!!

abrakadeborah - 2009-03-27: 05:30:00
Did Mach have intercourse? lol!:)funny!