Verboticism: Mucustomer

'I thought you said hork...'

DEFINITION: v. To expectorate unexpectedly, especially in situations where it is not considered socially acceptable. n. A person who habitually spits, even when among polite company.

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Mucustomer

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: mew/cus/tu/mur

Sentence: Sally looked out the window in dismay as she saw Mrs. Smith heading toward her fine linen shop. Mrs. Smith was such a mucustomer that she had become a liability.

Etymology: mucus + customer

Points: 1481

Comments: Mucustomer

silveryaspen - 2009-03-12: 14:16:00
clever!

metrohumanx - 2009-03-12: 16:38:00
Very ominous vignette. We like!