Verboticism: Tittytext

'Omigod! Does your boyfriend always write like that? Such big words!'

DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.

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Tittytext

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: Tit/ee/text

Sentence: She knew her "tittytext" days were over when her titillating talk-time card ran out.

Etymology: "Tittytext": a colloquial expression from the Latin "titillatio" meaning "a tickling" noun, often associated with an amatorious action of one sort or another

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