Verboticism: Hollowgramcrackers

'I know it's loaded with calories...'

DEFINITION: n. Any highly-processed food or beverage in which the natural ingredients have been removed and replaced with artificial flavors and additives. v. To consume food products laced with synthetic sweeteners, imitation flavors, and other carcinogens.

Create | Read


Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: haul/oh/gram/crak/urs

Sentence: Whenever Sally got the urge to binge she would reach for the hollowgramcrackers which promised great taste and if you turned in just the right direction any extra weight would magically disappear.

Etymology: hollow + hologram + graham crackers

Points: 971

Vote For

Comments: Hollowgramcrackers

GlobalGallery - 2009-01-29: 06:52:00
Classic! LOL

Mustang - 2009-01-29: 07:45:00
Distortion in 3D....doesn't get any easier than that!

silveryaspen - 2009-01-29: 08:27:00
great choices for your etymology

readerwriter - 2009-01-29: 11:27:00
And then there are the hallowedgramcrackers which you can eat and receive forgiveness for eating...

Jabberwocky - 2009-01-29: 11:52:00
holy **** reader - never thought of that - enlightening

Nosila - 2009-01-29: 19:45:00
And if you tried to stop eating them, you'd have to hallowed wean them!