Verboticism: Palateisaur

Palateisaur

Created by: TJayzz

Definition: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

Pronunciation: Pal-at-iz-ore

Sentence: Whilst snacking on his favourite potato crisps, Bob was suddenly afflicted with a painful case of palateisaur, he had accidentally caught the roof of his mouth with one of the sharp edges. His eyes would not stop watering for half an hour and he was only able to eat ice-cream for the rest of the week!

Etymology: Palate(the roof of the mouth) + Sore(a raw and painful place on the body) = Palateisaur

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Comments: Palateisaur

Jabberwocky - 2008-10-23: 10:52:00
funny - sounds like a new species of dinosaur