Verboticism: Pretzelaceration

Pretzelaceration

Created by: Mustang

Definition: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

Pronunciation: pretzl-lass-er-AY-shun

Sentence: As was so often the case, Winifred suffered a serious pretzelaceration in the roof of her mouth from carelessly eating pretzel sticks too fast.

Etymology: Blend of pretzel and laceration

Points: 590

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Comments: Pretzelaceration

Jabberwocky - 2008-10-23: 10:51:00
great combo