DEFINITION: v., To not feel guilty about all the weight you're putting on, because you need all the extra calories you can get, to survive the harsh winter climate. n., A type of fat gained by mammals in preparation for winter hibernation.

Justiflab

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Pronunciation: Just-Uh-Flab

Sentence: Anticipating that she'll likely make some moronic decision and become trapped in a large snowdrift without food or adequate thermal-wear, Marianne began justiflabbing her way through decadent foods as the cold Michigan winter approached.

Etymology: From the word JUSTIFICATION and FLABBY

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