Verboticism: Impentent
DEFINITION: v., To search for and find a pen to write down an important note, only to discover that the pen does not work. n., A moment in time when the only pens you can find, are pens that do not work.
Impentent
Created by: zxvasdf
Pronunciation: Im pen tent
Sentence: He scrambled for a pen as soon as a Pulitzer winning idea took shape in his brain, but as many have before and many will afterwards,encountered impentency. The idea faded, leaving him to angrily mutter at the pen, "Impertinent impentent pen!"
Etymology: Impotent (sterile) & Pen (writing instrument)
Points: 1529
Comments: Impentent
Nosila - 2008-10-03: 20:18:00
He needds some Viagra in his ink!
zxvasdf - 2008-10-03: 23:11:00
I've seen Viagra on pens, but I would be extremely concerned if I found some in my pen.