Verboticism: Scumprised

'Aaaaaaahh! It's alive!'

DEFINITION: n. The unexpected moment of horror when you realize that you're sharing your bathroom shower with thousands of rapidly replicating fungi, commonly known as orange slime. v. To be colonized by orange slime.

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Scumprised

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: scum/prised

Sentence: Jenny was totally scumprised when the fungi lifted her right out of the shower and closed the curtains behind her.

Etymology: SCUMPRISED verb from SCUM (a film, or layer of foul bacterial matter) + SURPRISED (a sudden feeling of wonder, or astonishment)

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Comments: Scumprised

metrohumanx - 2008-09-29: 16:44:00
Scumprised really packs a wallop. Why are wallops always "packed"? Metro

OZZIEBOB - 2008-10-01: 18:16:00
Nicely blended