Verboticism: Adversassisty

'Let me hold the door for you...'

DEFINITION: n., A gallant gesture which does not produce the desired effect because of poor execution. v., To offer a small gesture of assistance, which backfires as you trip over your own kind intentions.

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Adversassisty

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ad/vurs/assist/ee

Sentence: My well meaning offer of assistance quickly turned into an adversassisty as I slipped on the ice trying to help an elderly lady across the street. She fractured her hip and I bruised my ego.

Etymology: assist + Adverse (harmful, injurious) + adversity (mishap, misfortune)

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Comments: Adversassisty

zxvasdf - 2008-09-24: 19:25:00
Ha Ha! I'd bruise my ego and shatter my own hip as well.

OZZIEBOB - 2008-09-25: 18:19:00
I like it:flows nicely.