Verboticism: Sasquouch

'Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!'

DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v. To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage.

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Sasquouch

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Created by: hooterbug

Pronunciation: ˈsas-ˌkwouch

Sentence: Nurse Betty motioned silently for her young Candy-Striper student nurses to gather 'round. "Sshhhhhhhh" she whispered. "Up ahead you will see a Perfect specimen of Genus Sasquouch in Room 3". "Listen girls, as Nurse Greta removes the bandage from his hairy arm. "You will learn to identify this Medical Oddity by the upcoming scream of "Kelly Clarkson"

Etymology: Sasquatch - large hairy humanoid creature said to live in wilderness areas of the United States and also known as bigfoot (pronounced big baby)and Ouch- Used to express sudden pain or displeasure

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lumina - 2008-07-29: 12:25:00
Ha! "KELLY CLARKSON!" :)

Nosila - 2008-07-29: 17:19:00
Love it,hooterbug! Best One Yeti!!!

metrohumanx - 2008-07-30: 01:18:00
Positively inspired, hooterbug!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-07-30: 05:40:00
Crazy, yeti like it!

metrohumanx - 2008-07-31: 03:55:00
ABOMINABLE SHOWMAN!