Verboticism: Femalusional
DEFINITION: v. To remain calm, steadfast and ploddingly systematic in the midst of a huge freaking disaster. n. A person who systematizes everything from their morning routines to personal relationships.
Femalusional
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: FEE-MUH-LOOSH-UH-NULL
Sentence: Ever since his apartment fire, James had become unsufferably FEEMALUSIONAL. He traveled with a fire extinguisher, kept a stock of bottled water in the attic, had a medical kit the size of a fooslocker, a portable degenerator and a satellite phone with GPS...yet his pandering scoutmaster attitude and hopelessly optimistic pseudocheerfulness in the face of impending disaster forced his peers to reject him like a transplanted baboon heart.
Etymology: FEMA:Federal Emergency Management Agency + DELUSIONAL:A false belief that is resistant to confrontation with actual facts.
Points: 566
Comments: Femalusional
metrohumanx - 2008-07-10: 07:47:00
It can't happen here.
Jabberwocky - 2008-07-10: 09:32:00
super important to read the etymology on this one metro but great blend
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Nosila - 2008-07-10: 23:13:00
Good one, metrohumanx...a woman doing what James did would be a Fema Fatale, n'est-ce pas?
OZZIEBOB - 2008-07-11: 18:16:00
love your etymology.