Verboticism: Mesmerradiate

'Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!'

DEFINITION: v. To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n. A watched pot, pie or pudding.

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Mesmerradiate

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: mez - mur - AID - ee - ait

Sentence: Ever the technogeek, Clarence believed if he could mesmerradiate with sufficient concentration that he could actually speed up the cooking process of his microwave.

Etymology: Blend of mesmerize (to compel by fascination) and irradiate (to heat with radiant energy)

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Comments: Mesmerradiate

metrohumanx - 2008-07-01: 06:05:00
MESMERRADIATE is great! Good one, Centurion!

Nosila - 2008-07-01: 12:41:00
You are getting hungry...you are going to cook faster...and when Isnap my fingers you won't remember any of it! Good word, Mustang.

OZZIEBOB - 2008-07-02: 03:36:00
I'm mesmerized.