Verboticism: Sexstitute

'So how are you adjusting to married life?'

DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

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Sexstitute

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: sex/sti/toot

Sentence: When Joe and Jenny were having an extended fight and not talking to each other, Joe would sexstitute with the purchase of many big ticket items.

Etymology: SEXSTITUTE - verb - from SEX + SUBSTITUTE

Points: 1070

Comments: Sexstitute

Mustang - 2008-06-05: 18:36:00
Excellent!

Nosila - 2008-06-05: 19:35:00
good one

OZZIEBOB - 2008-06-05: 23:47:00
good word.

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