Verboticism: Workouch

'Help! Get this thing off of me! '

DEFINITION: v. To return to the gym in order to get back in shape, only to over-do-it and injure yourself. n. An injury which is the result of an overly ambitious exercise program.

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: were couch

Sentence: The annual january workouch proved as painful as always, the treadmill became a headmill, the bench press got a stranglehold which didn't release it's grip until he had peed on the pilates ball. The visit was followed by the annual visit to the chiropracter.

Etymology: workout, ouch

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Comments: Workouch

TJayzz - 2008-05-06: 20:56:00
Ouch indeed!

Nosila - 2008-05-06: 20:06:00
Good you think chiropractors own shares in gyms? mmmm

Tigger - 2008-05-07: 21:57:00
Excellent word! Simple yet versatile.