Verboticism: Carhography

Carhography

Created by: Jabberwocky

Definition: n. A driver who ignores the rules of the road by driving very slowly (i.e. at the legal limit) in the fast lane. v. To strictly observe the "suggested" speed limits, even when using the fast lane.

Pronunciation: car/hog/graf/ee

Sentence: A firm believer in carhography gets out his map and follows the road at a set speed, keeping his eyes forward and never paying attention to anyone behind him.

Etymology: car + hog + cartography

Points: 647

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Comments: Carhography

Jamagra - 2008-04-07: 14:02:00
Clever word... like the mapping aspect

purpleartichokes - 2008-04-07: 18:23:00
(baby you can drive my car...)

OZZIEBOB - 2008-04-07: 20:34:00
Very close to the mark