Verboticism: Ejuggle

Ejuggle

Created by: ErWenn

Definition: n. A person who engages themselves in several different communication channels at the same time, without paying attention to any of them v. To constantly switch your focus between cellphone calls, text messages, emails, and anything else that beeps.

Pronunciation: /ˈiˌdʒʌgḷ/ /EE-Juhg-l/

Sentence: He was an inveterate faultitasker, and he used e-juggle at three portable electronic devices while carrying on polylogues with four different friends. Unfortunately, he can't do this anymore, so he now uses seven devices and has zero friends. In the end, he figured it's all the same, right?

Etymology: from e(lectronic) + juggle

Points: 890

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Comments: Ejuggle

ErWenn - 2008-02-28: 09:28:00
See http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=4064&definition_id=77 for the origin of "faultitask".

silveryaspen - 2008-02-28: 10:02:00
Three great high-tech creates! You hit the juggler vein with this one!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-28: 15:41:00
Jugglers and desultors - must be a circus in town!