Verboticism: Celebriate

'Not now dear, Posh has stretch marks'

DEFINITION: v., To be so obsessed with the lives of celebrities that you neglect your own personal affairs, responsibilities and hygiene. n., A person who is infatuated with celebrities.

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Celebriate

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: si leh bree ayt

Sentence: Celine, ever celebriated, lives in the two-dimensional world of popular magazines and gossip websites, neglecting to raise her head regardless of whether her phone rings, whether her dinner burns, or whether her frail father falls harshly down the stairs.

Etymology: celebrity, inebriate

Points: 770

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Comments: Celebriate

silveryaspen - 2008-02-15: 10:47:00
Indulgently good creation!

Tigger - 2008-02-15: 22:07:00
I like your description of celebriation as a "two-dimensional world." Very insightful.