Verboticism: Dysfantional

'Not now dear, Posh has stretch marks'

DEFINITION: v., To be so obsessed with the lives of celebrities that you neglect your own personal affairs, responsibilities and hygiene. n., A person who is infatuated with celebrities.

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Dysfantional

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dis fan shun al

Sentence: Mommy's day was always hectic, between trying to think of baby names for TomKat,Brangelina,NicKeith,ToriDean,GwenGav and JLoMarc and planning Fergie/Josh's wedding and deciding what designer Eva,Teri,Nicolette,Charlize,Cameron,Lindsay,Zac,Halle and Queen Latifah would wear on the Oscar Red Carpet. People thought her dysfantional, but honestly, her kids,Paris,Britney,Elvis,Rihanna,Drew and the Olsen Twins were perfectly capable of nuking their own tv dinners!

Etymology: dysfunctional (impaired in function) & fan (as in fanatic - obsessive, irrational enthusiasm)

Points: 521

Comments: Dysfantional

galwaywegian - 2008-02-15: 05:30:00
good but very scary!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-15: 10:01:00
I'm almost dysfantional about your name-dropper sentence! Great creation!

DeltaRho2K - 2008-02-15: 13:32:00
Who let the dysfantionals on this site?!? Nice verbotocism!

Tigger - 2008-02-15: 22:46:00
Wow, you know a lot of celeb nicknames! Do you a little bit of dysfantion yourself? ;) Very funny.