Verboticism: Asstrynot

'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Asstrynot

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ass-tri-not

Sentence: Wendy's Mom wasn't sure if her coidissing had any impact on her daughter, so she sent 5-year-old Cindy along with them on their date to orbit around them like an asstrynot.

Etymology: ass, try, not; astronaut

Points: 854

Comments: Asstrynot

galwaywegian - 2008-02-13: 06:42:00
hitting form already!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-13: 12:49:00
Coidissing is also a great verbot!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-13: 13:15:00
very funny

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-13: 16:43:00
Nothing austronauty about to happen here!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-13: 17:17:00
i meant to write "astronauty" - but austronauty does have meaningful connotations!