Verboticism: Etoxigram

'What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?'

DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions -- thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: EE-tok-si-gram. The word would appear in print as E-toxigram.

Sentence: Upon reading the first words of the etoxigram, Bob's boss realized that Bob was cybersloshed again. It read, " i hdd a f-ewe shotz @ MOZZZ, bhuut iM nut P155'd or brit schlitzy. N E. whey iV phound "42" inn th' i'z ov MY K9 M8***** saulz a A bitt p2C2@E === C u L8rrr///>.

Etymology: E- from email; TOXI from intoxicate & GRAM: a "written" message sent by email. "42" : the answer to life, and everything. (Hitchiker's Guide) P2C2E: a process too complicated to explain.

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Comments: Etoxigram

chaiandallthatjazz - 2008-01-31: 10:42:00
great word!

silveryaspen - 2008-01-31: 11:51:00
Unique creation of drunken web abbreviations ...great sentence!

Jabberwocky - 2008-01-31: 12:02:00
even your slurry sentences are entertaining - great word

Stevenson0 - 2008-01-31: 23:21:00
A most creative sentence to go with your brilliant word!