Verboticism: Clositted

Clositted

Created by: bananabender

Definition: n., A feeling of discomfort, common while sitting on a plane or train, created by the sense that you are about to be decapitated by your fellow passengers who are tilting aggressively towards you. v. To sit in a very small space, which seems to be getting smaller.

Pronunciation: KLOZ-it-ud

Sentence: It's easy to pick out the peak hour train passengers who are so over that clositted feeling. They're the ones wearing the sleeping masks, the overcoats with the punk spikes on the sleeves, and chewing on raw garlic cloves.

Etymology: Combo of closet, close & sit, -ted to make it sound cool.

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Comments: Clositted

bananabender - 2008-01-29: 05:48:00
Sorry for so few comments from me just lately. I've been minding the grandchildren. We all survived and I'm back home now!

silveryaspen - 2008-01-29: 09:04:00
Great word!