Verboticism: Penallocution

'Omigod! Does your boyfriend always write like that? Such big words!'

DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.

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Penallocution

alecstevenson

Created by: alecstevenson

Pronunciation: pee-nal-low-cue-tion

Sentence: He impressed her with his penallocution.

Etymology: Penis + Allocution

Points: 965