Verboticism: Alacommode

'Who wants to test my guinea pig stew?'

DEFINITION: v. To prepare or process food in a manner that renders it unpalatable, indigestible and completely inedible. n., Food which has been prepared in such a way that it is unfit for human, or even non-human, consumption.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: a/la/come/ode

Sentence: A local eatery serves their dinner alacommode. The chairs which are really toilet seats come in very handy to cleanse the palate between courses.

Etymology: a la mode + commode (toilet)

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Comments: Alacommode

silveryaspen - 2008-01-14: 11:24:00
Grossed me out! Sure got the point across!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-01-14: 19:05:00
Very interesting word and sentence. Sure give the occupational health and safety experts food for thought!