Verboticism: Treerectiledysfunction

'Why can't you get it up?'

DEFINITION: n., A Christmas tree, ornament or caroler that, no matter how it is tied, tethered and tilted, refuses to stay upright. v., To be so full of Christmas cheer that you simply sparkle, twinkle and tip over.

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Treerectiledysfunction

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: tree-rek-tile-dis-funk-shun

Sentence: The large crash we heard in the middle of the night could only mean one of two things - either Rudolph had tripped over the satellite dish, or our Scotch Pine suffered from treerectiledysfunction.

Etymology: a tree in need of Viagra

Points: 527

Comments: Treerectiledysfunction

OZZIEBOB - 2007-12-10: 04:56:00
Good one, Purps! I tried to go down this path, but found it too difficult! Flaccid Navidad to you!

purpleartichokes - 2007-12-10: 07:03:00
Thank you, Ozzie. Same to you! Er... maybe not.

Jabberwocky - 2007-12-10: 11:48:00
ho ho ho