Verboticism: Reamlove

'How many trees did you kill to print that?'

DEFINITION: v., To compulsively print out paper copies of all electronic files. n., A printing fetish common among paper pushers who suffer from a paranoid fear that their digital files are disintegrating on their hard drives.

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Reamlove

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: reem-luv

Sentence: Every night I hope and pray a reamlover will come my way A girl to hold in my arms and know the magic of her charms 'cause I don't want (want) a file (a fiel) to fall (to fall) apart (apart) I want a reamlover so all my correspondence is truly secure in a filing cabinet

Etymology: ream (pack of paper) + love + dreamlover

Points: 638

Comments: Reamlove

petaj - 2007-11-07: 02:33:00
with credit to the misfits

OZZIEBOB - 2007-11-07: 04:58:00
Love it. Whose been channelling Bobby Darin!?

purpleartichokes - 2007-11-07: 12:03:00
Ancient Egyptians referred to it as papylust. Thanks for ousting Reamweaver from my skull.

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