Verboticism: Styless

'What's with this stupid pen?'

DEFINITION: v., To search for and find a pen to write down an important note, only to discover that the pen does not work. n., A moment in time when the only pens you can find, are pens that do not work.

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Created by: pungineer

Pronunciation: Style/less

Sentence: Winston's major coronary failure was prompted when he was left styless in his own home, at the very moment he needed to write down the number flashing before him on the screen, his thoughtless children had taken all the functioning pens to school...

Etymology: Stylus - writing utensil + Less - opposite of more

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Comments: Styless

petaj - 2007-11-06: 07:09:00
No doubt his children thought he was styleless too. Daaaad, don't pick me up from school wearing that.

pungineer - 2007-11-06: 12:02:00
ha, that'll teach them to steal all the good pens!