Verboticism: Openeurism

'I can open this thing!'

DEFINITION: v., To strain with all your might in a desperate effort to open a sealed container, such as a jar of pickles. n., A small jar which cannot be opened.

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Openeurism

Created by: bzav1

Pronunciation: o - pan - yer - izm

Sentence: John felt screwzy after nearly having an openeurism trying to get a pickle for Maggie. Several minutes gherkinating on that jar had left him exhausted.

Etymology: open + aneurism, screwzy - woozy from trying to unscrew something, gherkinating - the action of twisting the lid off certain types of pickle jars.

Points: 500

Comments: Openeurism

galwaywegian - 2007-10-30: 08:15:00
I preferred gherkinating, butn you get my vote.

libertybelle - 2007-10-30: 10:27:00
Ha ha ha!! Great word!!