Verboticism: Difostentate
DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Difostentate
Created by: grammatically
Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate
Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.
Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS
Points: 554