Verboticism: Optorelocation

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Optorelocation

Created by: externalmusic

Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun

Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!

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