Verboticism: Optorelocation
DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Optorelocation
Created by: externalmusic
Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun
Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!
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Points: 280