Verboticism: Guantanamother

'But Daddy you can't lock me in my room!'
Photo: peasap and elisfanclub

DEFINITION: v. tr. To be so overly protective about a person or object, that you become completely possessed by the fear of what could go wrong. n. A person who is so worried about protecting something that they smother it with their own fears.

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Guantanamother

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: gwan tan am oth hur

Sentence: Her Guantanamother scared her girlfriends and terrified her boyfriends. she came downstairs on prom night to find her date hooded, naked, standing on a stool, while her mother made doberman noises.

Etymology: guantanamo, mother

Points: 815

Comments: Guantanamother

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-22: 10:09:00
Thanks Galway - you exorcised Love Shakle but now I'm stuck with 'Guantanamera, guajira, Guantanamera' - sing it purple!!

galwaywegian - 2008-02-22: 10:27:00
wantanamera, theres only wan tanamera

purpleartichokes - 2008-02-22: 10:48:00
One ton o' mayo! Might heal ya, one ton o' mayo...

silveryaspen - 2008-02-22: 13:12:00
You three guan and on ... singing your little hearts out! Guanatanamother is so farfetched it just hangs right out there, drawing us to it like a magnet! Fun one, galwayegian!

Nosila - 2008-02-23: 00:05:00
Loved it, galwaywegian, you GITMO better every day!