DEFINITION: n. That weird stare your cat, dog, bird or other pet gets in it's eye when it sees you naked. v. tr. To stare at your owner when he or she changes clothes or is otherwise naked.

Catagoreyes

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: cat/ah/gor/ize

Sentence: Whenever our cat caught me stepping into the bath I could sense his sideways catagoreyes, silently cataloging all my imperfections

Etymology: categorize + cat + gore + eyes

Points: 911

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