Verboticism: Aproxymate
DEFINITION: v., To find a lost item immediately after purchasing a replacement. n., An item which is lost and cannot not be found unless a replacement is purchased.
Aproxymate
Created by: bzav1
Pronunciation: homonym - approximate
Sentence: Although John cared deeply for Veronica, the unexpected news that she not be going Europe for a year was bittersweet. He had he had much in common with her aproxymate, Marilyn, and would miss her company dearly.
Etymology: a + proxy + mate
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