Verboticism: Abpolish
DEFINITION: v. intr., To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one's appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and/or plastic surgery -- common among aging divorcees.
Abpolish
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ab/poll/ish
Sentence: The only way to abpolish her demons and win back her self esteem was to throw herself wholeheartedly into sculpting a new physique.
Etymology: ab (as in abdominal) + polish + abolish
Points: 548
Comments: Abpolish
Scrumpy - 2007-09-20: 10:02:00
Anuddergudun'!
Jabberwocky - 2007-09-20: 10:35:00
I must abpologize - I found this one tough so I had to milk it for all it was worth
skeeterzirra - 2007-09-20: 14:23:00
Abpolish doesn't have the snarky pejorative connotations. Yours is best!
OZZIEBOB - 2007-09-20: 17:46:00
Sure was a tough one. Abfab Jab!