DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

Blahblivious

Created by: barabajagal

Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us

Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.

Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings

Points: 467

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