DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

Obliviflirt

Created by: apathy42

Pronunciation: o-BLI-vi-flirt

Sentence: Marcia whispered to Janice, "Uh oh, here comes Steve. He's such an obliviflirt, I'm not sure he'd notice if I kicked him square between the uprights."

Etymology: Oblivious and flirt

Points: 296

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