Verboticism: Idiohusband
DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Idiohusband
Created by: buddhashampoo
Pronunciation: ideeu-huzbund
Sentence: "I don't know what happened to Mark," said Shelley. "Six months into marriage and he'd become an ideohusband! I wonder what his wife gave him because I'm totally jealous!"
Etymology: ideal+idiot+husband
Points: 821