Verboticism: Loreality

'Did I just shampoo? Or was that cream rinse?'

DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.

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Loreality

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: lorr eee al ittee

Sentence: The shower was so powerful her tactile senses took over, sweeping her from reality to Loreality. She couldn't remember her own name, much less what she was supposed to be doing with the soap, but heck, she figured she was worth it!

Etymology: loreal, reality

Points: 626

Comments: Loreality

OZZIEBOB - 2007-08-16: 23:03:00
Reality to loreality I've often been there. Great word the "Loreal" Company will love you.

petaj - 2007-08-17: 02:47:00
I'll vote for this - because your worth it!