DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.

Cogjam

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: kog-jam

Sentence: Bob often stayed far too long in the shower. And when he did cogjam set in and instantly he travelled, in his imagination, to Lapland and thought that he was Santa Claus. In reality his split-second cerebral sojourns, were nothing more than mental minyips, where this confused chronoclot didn't know the difference between shaving cream and shampoo.

Etymology: Cogjam: based on "logjam". Blend of "cog"(cognizance:awareness)+jam:(become stuck); Minyip:blend of "min"(imum)& "yip": hitch. Chronoclot:"chrono"& clot(blockage or fool)

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