Verboticism: Taserblazer

'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Taserblazer

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr

Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.

Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)

Points: 851

Comments: Taserblazer

petaj - 2007-08-13: 04:15:00
Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer?

Kyoti - 2007-08-13: 11:30:00
You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories?

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