DEFINITION: To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong.

Calistenchics

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: cal/i/stench/ics

Sentence: Wow - these calistenchics are producing such huge muscles and such a strong manly scent - I'll soon be the pitpong champion of the gym.

Etymology: calisthenics + stench

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